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I give up, I am flummoxed. I've now had, over several years, both off white and white converse, and I've no idea how the hell The Doctor kept his so clean.

I mean. Maybe I sit cross legged too much? Maybe I slant my feet to the side too much and rest on that? Maybe I wear them in the rain once too often? Maybe Brighton is dirtier than the TARDIS?

Hm.